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planetracer:

PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO MY OLD SCHOOL BANNED BALLS BECAUSE THE FIELD WAS SMALL AND IT WAS ALL VERY CONTROVERSIAL AND BIG PLEASE WATCH THIS 

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.”
So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959)
Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

dojinski:

Eridan <> Terezi

Remember that time Eridan got a DUI and tried to convince Terezi to get him out of his JUST PUN1SHM3NT, and she was having none of it because 4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR LOV3S TH3 L4W 4BOV3 4LL 3LS3?

The lesson I’m learning is I’m spending too much time on my bonus fills.  

themanyfandomsofstein:

mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

Turns mosquitos off

helioscentrifuge:

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chlorinda:

potential-and-difference:

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n0thingleftinside:

fuckyeahprisoninmates:

Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.

I never thought I would admire a murder

Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters  If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.

Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.

Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.

Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?

that last fucking comment tho

puffvianpigfarts:

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fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

I can literally imagine the StarKids doing this

princesskenoo:

If you’re in the right place, reddit’s amazing. 

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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jardsale:

keep donating to steal seth macfarlane’s money

gangler:

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demonweasel:

MORE THINGS THE NEW BATGIRL DESIGN IS GETTING RIGHT!

Hey, I wrote that scene! So glad to do what I can to help cut down on cape related shark-dragging deaths. Super-excited for the new Batgirl!

Wait, what? This is the first I’ve heard of this. That costume looks awesome!

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

Track: Saddest Song Ever Made
Played: 2449917 times

Scientists and music professors at Cambridge University came together to find the saddest song ever made. They went through thousands and thousands of music sheets, some even dating back to the 16th century. They went through composers like Mozart, Beethoven, Franz Schubert and Johann Sebastian Bach. They tested the songs on hundreds of different people, observing The Limbic system, which is the part of the brain which controls emotion, like sadness, happiness and anger. After 7 years of research and observation, they finally found a song which made 94.7% of listeners cry or feel an overwhelming of sadness come across them. This is the song they found.

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